Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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