She announced her abortion via fbk
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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