If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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