Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
