i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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