Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i would punch a child for taco bell
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
