The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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