So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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