one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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