My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just want nice things and good sex
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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