Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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