i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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