windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
3 2 1 whiskey
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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