next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
