Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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