she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Randomize
