I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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