You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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