Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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