The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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