i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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