Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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