I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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