I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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