I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
im on a boat
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