think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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