I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize