I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
