were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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