My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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