if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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