Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
These tits shall not be calmed
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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