brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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