The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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