u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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