At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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