its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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