I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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