OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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