So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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