i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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