I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I cockslap morals
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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