so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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