its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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