i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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