Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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