Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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