was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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