she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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