She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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