..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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