Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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