Plan B is the new Plan A
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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