Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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